As a counterpart to Thought Catalog’s 10 Game of Thrones Guys and Whether Or Not You Should Marry Them, we decided to write our own little reviews of some of the female characters in A Song of Ice and Fire.
1. Cersei Lannister

Sure, she’s the queen regent, so she can get shit done, but she’s also a primo bitcherina and she does it with her brother. So, unless you’re a golden-haired Kingslayer, you’re probably not gonna get some. Also, being in the immediate vicinity of the Root Of All Evil (i.e. King Joffrey) might cost you your head in the end.
Wife Material Rating: 3/10
2. Margaery Tyrell

Any lady that is prepared to propose a threesome with her brother to make sure her gay husband lives up to his Royal duty to reproduce is a true winner, gents. This ambitious and pragmatic hottie is not the most romantic soul in the world, but hell, who needs romance in a wife. Keeping both her head and her panties cool, Margaery manages to wed herself to the top. And for those who swing both ways – her brother happens to be pretty damn hot too. Still, considering she has brains and ambition to match her beauty, it will require a brave, brave man to take her on. Unless they’re gay, because this girl is a fabulous fag-hag.
Wife Material Rating: 9/10 (Provided you’re a king, of course. Otherwise you’re screwed.) Lees verder →